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“To Say Nothing of the Dog” by Connie Willis (1997) is basically an homage to Victorian literature. For the most part, time travel is used merely as an explanation for why characters with our modern sensibilities and knowledge of popular culture are walking around Britain in 1888. More specifically, the novel is a tribute to “Three Men in a Boat” by Jerome K. Jerome. Like that humorous travel log, a chunk of this story is about 3 men and a dog on a riverboat in Victorian England. During the boat trip Ned Henry, often thinks about “Three Men” and at one point a boat passes his and in it are the characters from the novel, George, Harris, Jay and Montmorency the dog, traveling up river for their “appointment with destiny” as Henry might have put it while suffering from time-lag.
Ned is a historian from the Oxford history department in
2057 where they utilize time travel to study the past. Ned’s job at the start
of the novel is to track down the fate of Coventry Cathedral’s “Bishop’s bird
stump,” (the MacGuffin of the novel) a particularly ugly cast-iron footed
pedestal figural urn, believed to be destroyed, along with the rest of the
Cathedral, by German bombs during the Blitz in 1940. After traveling through
time an unknown number of times in order to visit jumble sales in Coventry on
the off chance that the urn survived the Blitz and was later pawned off, he is
suffering from time-lag which results in the following symptoms: difficulty
distinguishing sounds, fatigue, tendency to become distracted by irrelevancies,
irritability, slowness in answering questions, disorientation, blurred vision,
and a tendency to maudlin sentimentality.
Willis is a very skilled writer of comedy. She puts her
characters in the most absurd situations and just has you laughing out loud and
chuckling for pages at a time. I don’t know of very many other authors who
could make pen wipers, Bishop’s bird stumps, séances, globe-eyed nacreous
ryunkins, human Bradshaws, and Victorian sensibilities funny for over 400
pages.
However, the one problem I had with the novel is the time
travel itself. Let’s suppose that time travel is possible for a second. One of
the basic laws of time travel is that when you go back in time you either can
or can’t change history. (We won’t involve any sort of parallel universe theory
in this discussion).
If you can change history then you have to be careful
because you could step on a butterfly and erase all known history or push your
dad away from an oncoming car, which unwittingly causes your mother to develop
a crush on you instead of your father. (Ray Bradbury’s “Sound of Thunder” and
the movie “Back to the Future” respectively).
Of course if you can’t change history then you don’t need to
worry about it, right? I’m always skeptical about this later option because
isn’t it always a possibility that someone could send a modern day SWAT team
back in time with orders to blow stuff up? You’re telling me that wouldn’t
change history?
Anyway, as the novel progresses we are told how time travel
works in the universe of this story; you can’t change history because
God/Fate/Time/the laws of time just don’t allow it. The first rule is that you
can’t time travel to pivotal points in time like the battle of Waterloo. You
can try and program it into the computer, but it just won’t happen, either the
machine won’t work at all or you’ll go through the portal and end up two days
early, but 500 miles from the battlefield.
Another rule is that you cannot take anything from the past
and bring it into the future. The time net will not open if you have a person
from the past, money from the past in your pocket or even such a small thing as
a button on your clothes from the past.
The inciting incident of the story is that Verity Kindle
another time traveling historian saves a drowning cat and brings it through the
time net. This is as I said supposed to be impossible and the Head of the
Department Professor Dunworthy thinks that it may be the center of an
inconsistency or incongruity in time.
Ned’s primary mission, other than getting some rest and
getting over his time lag, is to return the cat to its owners. Unfortunately he
was too time-lagged to understand what his mission was or even to know that he
had a cat in his luggage. He kept mishearing rat or hat anything, but cat.
By the end of the story Ned figures out that the incongruity
wasn’t centered around the cat it was centered around the Coventry Cathedral
being bombed during the Blitz in 1940. And a woman Elizabeth Bittner, who time
traveled to the Blitz from 2018 and saved many of the cathedrals artifacts
seconds before they would have been destroyed. You see you can’t bring
something through the net except you can if it’s seconds from being destroyed.
But here is the sticky part, Ned theorizes that all the
events of the novel were time’s way of fixing the incongruity caused by Bittner
According to him Tossie meeting Terrence, their engagement, the trip to
Coventry by train, everything was an elaborate correction to chance history and
marry off a woman named Delphinium Sharp so that she wouldn’t glimpse Bittner
stealing the artifacts from Coventry. I’m sorry, it made for a great story, but
it just doesn’t make any sense to me. First off, it is personifying Fate, time
or what have you. You’re basically saying that time is a god that watches over
itself and makes sure no one changes anything. And if someone alters time, the
incongruity is corrected in the most elaborate and round about way possible.
That’s not how science works, science follows Occam’s razor or the path of least
resistance. If the force of time wanted to correct the incongruity caused by
Bittner stealing artifacts it would just blow a hole through London or through
the Earth or through this part of the Milky Way galaxy. I mean, where do we get
off thinking that a force of nature cares whether Napoleon won the battle of
Waterloo or whether the Germans found out the Allies had cracked the Enigma
code? It seems very human-centric of us to imagine that time gives a damn. I
mean does nature care where our cities are? No, tornadoes, earthquakes and
tsunamis hit indiscriminately. If there is some sort of fabric that preserves
time it will show us no mercy when repairing itself.
To Say Nothing of the Dog" won the Hugo Award for Best Novel in 1999. The
other Willis stories that feature Oxford’s time
traveling historians are the novelette “Fire Watch” (which won a Hugo in
1983) and the novels, “Doomsday
Book,” and “Blackout/All Clear,” which won the Hugo Award in 1993 and
2011 respectively. This is a completely unique streak
that every story in the series has won a Hugo Award. It's also definitely worth noting, that Willis has won 11 Hugo
Awards, which is more than any other author.
