I wrote this sketch at least 7 years ago, but something made me think of it today. To appreciate the sketch you have to know the song "Particle Man" by They Might Be Giants. Here's a video of the song from the cartoon "Tiny Toon Adventures"
Stanley- Well if that’s not it then what is it about?
Dave- I don’t know what it’s about, but it sure as hell isn’t the answer to the meaning of life.
Stanley- That’s where you’re wrong it’s all there I know it is. I just can’t quite put my finger on it, but I know it’s there.
Dave- It’s a nonsense little song about a Particle Man and a Triangle Man.
Stanley- Don’t speak of it so lightly, this may be my religion.
Dave- “Hit on the head with a frying pan. Lives his life in a garbage can, Person Man.”
Stanley- Don’t you see that means we all live our life in the proverbial garbage can. It’s a call to us to rise up and break the chains that bind us.
Dave- What have you got for, “When he’s under water does he get wet? Or does the water get him instead?”
Stanley- It’s a clear challenge against the scientific community. How can we believe any of the things they tell us when they are based on preconceived assumptions?
Dave- Don’t you think you’re looking too much into this?
Stanley- I think maybe I’m not looking deep enough.
Man cartoons can get inside your head. I hadn't seen this video for years, but it was still buried somewhere deep inside my brain as was another "Tiny Toon" video, "Istanbul (not Constantinople)" (also by They Might Be Giants).